Err, this is'nt a vanity piece. There a just a few topics that I get so frustrated because it take ten minutes to justify to people that think I'm crazy. Most of the time, they get it. Whats wrong with everyone.

1) Do NOT wash your car.

2) Every night shot in a movie has wet streets and sidewalks.

3) All movie kitchens always have a fresh bowl of fruit.

4) Smaller the town, the crappier the local news.

5) Dancing crappy CGI characters before a movie starts.

6) Attractive people don't shop at Wallmart, ugly people are banned from Banana Republic, and Target is neutral.